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A Sloppy Joes sandwich on a paper plate, with chips and a pickle spear.
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The Best Homemade Sloppy Joes

This Homemade Sloppy Joes recipe was originally designed to serve while living out of a hotel room - while providing a LOT of nutrients - but they’re also the BEST Sloppy Joes you’ll ever have, in general!
Prep Time15 minutes
Cook Time20 minutes
Total Time35 minutes
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: American, BBQ, Convention
Servings: 24 Cups of Filling
Calories: 405kcal
Author: Marie Porter

Ingredients

  • 1 lb Mushrooms Chopped
  • 1 Poblano Pepper Seeded and chopped
  • 3 Jalapeno Peppers Chopped (seeded if you choose)
  • 4 Green Bell Peppers seeded and chopped
  • 3 Red Bell Peppers Seeded and chopped
  • 2 Red Onions Peeled and chopped
  • 1 Yellow Onion Peeled and chopped
  • 6-7 Celery Ribs Chopped
  • 6 Carrots Peeled and grated
  • 2 teaspoon Salt
  • 4 lbs Ground Beef
  • 2 lbs Ground Chorizo-type Sausage
  • 1 lbs Ground Pork
  • 8 cups Tomato / Spaghetti Sauce of Choice
  • 12 Garlic cloves Peeled and minced
  • ¼ Cup Vinegar
  • 2 teaspoon Ground Pepper
  • 1 tablespoon Steak Spice

Instructions

  • In a LARGE pot (You may want a stock pot for this!), combine all of the vegetables and 2 teaspoon of salt.
  • Cook over medium-high heat, stirring often, until vegetables are soft and most of the water has come out of them – it will look soupy.
  • Once you set the vegetables to cook, combine all three meats in another large pot / pan / Dutch oven. Cook over medium high heat – stirring frequently and breaking up chunks into smaller pieces – until browned and cooked through.
  • Strain meats off of any fat and drippings, and add to vegetables. Stir well to combine.
  • Add remaining ingredients (tomato/spaghetti sauce, garlic, vinegar, pepper and steak spice) to the meat mixture, stir well to fully combine.
  • Bring just up to a simmer, then turn the heat off – mixture should be way more loose / wet than a standard Sloppy Joe filling, do not cook it down!
  • Taste mixture, adjust seasonings as desired. Feel free to add more vinegar if you want more of an acidic bite to it.
  • Cool to room temperature, transfer sloppy joe mixture to freezer safe containers, and freeze until use.

To use:

  • Thaw out (At a convention, place it in your bathroom sink in the morning when you’re done with it, fill with cool water)
  • Several hours before serving, transfer mixture to Crock Pot (doesn’t need to be fully thawed), heat on high for a few hours, stirring every hour or so (Good to coordinate this with roomies!)
  • Once mixture cooks down to a nice thick consistency, turn heat down to low or medium-low heat until serving. If mixture gets too thick, see if a vending machine has a bottle of V8, add a little to thin it out.
  • Serve on buns.

Notes

For immediate, non-CrockPot use:
Rather than removing mixture from heat after seasoning, turn heat down to medium and simmer until sauce cooks down to a nice thick consistency. Serve over toasted buns.

Nutrition

Calories: 405kcal | Carbohydrates: 12g | Protein: 24g | Fat: 29g | Saturated Fat: 11g | Cholesterol: 91mg | Sodium: 968mg | Potassium: 748mg | Fiber: 3g | Sugar: 6g | Vitamin A: 3685IU | Vitamin C: 50mg | Calcium: 43mg | Iron: 3mg