Originally published June 6, 2013. Updated on 5/13/2021
MasterChef Season 4 Recap: Episodes 3 & 4.
So, this time I’m almost a week late with the MasterChef recaps.
To be quite honest, it was really starting to look like I wouldn’t be doing it, and I’m still not convinced that I’ll bother, going forward.
The longer I’m back from LA, the more I hear about things that happened to my friends... the more disgusted I am with everything.
On one hand, I feel like I would be doing a disservice to my friends - and those I didn’t even meet - by NOT giving them some exposure, after we all uprooted our lives for ~6+ months for this.
Physical and Psychological Abuse on MasterChef
On the other hand... two of my MasterChef friends have had suicidal thoughts since coming back, as a result of the treatment out there.
One friend was sexually harassed by the judges to the point that she had her lawyers get her edited out of the show completely. (As part of it, one of the judges told her that the only way he’d have an appreciation for her is if he was looking at her naked body!).
Two of my friends were physically assaulted - one by production, one by a judge.
Of the incidents I mention, there is no crossover - these are all unique individuals.
They’re not alone, either - I know of a few other women who were treated in a sexist, degrading manner by the judges... and all of these incidents that I mention are just the ones that I KNOW of.
Many have been dealing with depression as a result of the experience.
Abuse Fallout from the Reality TV Experience
I knew that MasterChef contestants can be in a bad way when they come home, and I knew that the show has sent many from previous seasons - even those who have "placed" high - into depression, and even ruined a few lives.
I guess it’s just harder for me to tolerate in specifics - it’s easier to wave off an abstract idea, without any context. Also: without knowing those involved.
These aren’t mentally unbalanced people, or drama queens - these are real, everyday people. Good people.
For this reason, I have very little desire to give MasterChef any real coverage, going forward. I’m beyond disgusted.... I’m livid.
Trashy Reality TV
Add to it the fact that it sounds like they're going to full on, super trashy reality TV this season? Blargh.
This article actually had me envisioning the show turning into a "Scary Movie"-esque parody of reality TV, it's all so over the top.
Still, this past set of two episodes gave us the first - and last - brief glimpses of some of these people. So... here we go.
Actors and Models on MasterChef
First, we have brief glimpses/introductions of people. Nancy Fillipelli, A swimwear model, Malcolm Green, and Bri, an actress.
They show a quick montage of people, and then Howard.
Howard makes a peach cobbler, get an apron. I'll admit, this one still stings a little - Apparently he used canned peaches and frozen blackberries. Awesome.
Then we have a very brief montage of rejections.
MasterChef Contestant Paulina Farro
We have Paulina, who manages one of the most gorgeous food blogs I've ever seen, Potato Chips are Not Dinner.
Fun fact: Joey the Ignorant told Paulina that her traditional Phillipino dish was "bad Chinese food". WTF.
There's Mark Famiano, a TOTAL sweetheart firefighter from Cleveland. Liyah with her "babies - stuffed animals - and we see Grace Chen for all of two seconds.
Masterchef Contestant Carl Wippert
Carl "Pen" Wippert presented the judges with white chocolate spaghetti with strawberry puree and lemon cake "garlic bread" <- complete with finger quotes. LOVE this guy, and you should too - check out his website and Facebook page - he has a cookbook ("Gourmet for Everybody") coming out VERY soon!
Masterchef Contestant John Blanchard
Jonny B uses a beer bottle as a rolling pin to extract lobster meat from the shell, to put on his caramel and coconut "crackerjack".
I'm still not sure how I feel about that dish. Unique, weird, and... I THINK I'd be interested in trying it?
I dig salty and sweet, not so sure about seafood and caramel though. Anyway, he gets an apron after some big fake judge dramatics and "suspense".
What’s the Point?
At this point, just 10 minutes into the show... they're done with the audition round.
SO many people, stories, and elaborate set ups were not even mentioned, much less shown.
So many other people having months of upheaval condensed down to even a second or two.
What is the point of having a second 2 hour episode, and only spending 10 minutes on the auditions?
MasterChef Elimination Round
So then we go to the next round of eliminations.
The 40 people with aprons are assembled - equally spaced out among the "Fight Club" space - and told they'll be competing to stay, asked to follow the judges out to another area
Brian Baum tells us that he has adrenaline coursing through his veins. I promptly get Phat Bass stuck in my head.
Nancy Fillipelli isn't thinking about going home, she "IS" home.
They go to this other area, and they show individual faces. Let me go all "Romper Room" for a minute..
I see Steve Smith (who doesn't seem to have a MasterChef page for some reason?) and Dean Karadimas, who is QUITE the character, btw.
I see Monica Renee Watson and Dahlia Abrams (and you can tell on her face, she thinks she'll be told to kill the poor lamb that Ramsay just presented.. does NOT look happy with it!).
I see Duckie and Bime
Terrible Hygiene on MasterChef
... and then a flood of sheep run into the area, apparently relieving themselves all over the contestants.
Cause, you know, that's a great thing to do to people about to cook, and in an area they're about to cook in.
They're told they won't be killing any of the lambs, and a HUGE display of every possible cut of lamb is revealed.
MasterChef Season 4 Lamb Challenge
I'll admit, I shed a tear at this point.
I am SO glad that I went home when I did - and I manage to feel even happier about that with every new story I hear - but man... challenges would have been so much fun.
Forget TV, forget the competition even... I'd love to be able to walk into a pantry / meat department like THAT, have my pick of it all, no worries about budget, and just make whatever I want.
What a dream!
Ramsay makes some bizarre comment about how the contestants will be like lambs to the slaughter if they make a mistake. The hyperbole in this show is epic... and not in a good way.
So they start the 60 minutes, the contestants go running, James talks about getting shoved down, and Seymi laughs - she was a rugby player, by the way. 🙂
Some coverage of contestants picking ingredients, with judges yapping.
MasterChef Contestant Gabrielle Aronja
I want to eat whatever Gabriella Aronja is making. I have no idea what she just said. It was in Spanish, and I bet it's amazing. There are roasted peppers involved.. yum!
MasterChef Contestant Malcom Green
Malcolm is making a lamb sampler plate, Joe makes a snotty comment about how it sounds like he's not confident enough to make one dish.
Because, you know, I'm sure none of Joe's restaurants sell anything with more than one preparation of an ingredient, and because such a dish has NEVER gone over well in past seasons, right?
Beth cooks her lamb on hay. Was kinda surprised to hear they had hay as an ingredient, seems kinda random.
Luca is stuffing a lamb loin with sweetbreads and goat cheese.
Brian is describing what he's doing, gets insulted. Whatever.
Judges discuss James Ladd, saying he's "way out of his depth", mentioning his BBQ sauce. Apparently, that sauce was straight up amazing, btw.
So Much Disrespect...
In a moment of fake "spontaneity", the judges "decide" that some people have been 'showing their true colors' (you know, mid-cooking time)... and should just be eliminated right now, before they're even close to running out of time.
What a ridiculous slap in the face. I can't imagine having had to stay another week, just to be fodder for craptacular forced drama BS like that. So disrespectful!
So with 15 minutes left - a full quarter of the time still remaining - Joey Coattails walks through and eliminates people. Gabriella - oh, her food looks SO good! - is first to go, being told she has "too many technical mistakes".
James Ladd is next to go, then Brian Baum.
I'm struck by how much time is being spent on drama, and how little is being dedicated to the actual food. We see a few photos, no titles or descriptions of what's being cooked.
The First Big Elimination
The contestants are divided into two main groups, with a few stragglers.
One group goes through to the competition, the other is just cut. Not a word about what anyone's cooked.
Past years, we've seen a LOT more about the food, about what was made, thought behind it. This year, it's like they're not even pretending that the show is about food, on some levels.
MasterChef Contestant Duckie Thao Huynh
Duckie tells us that the judges are missing out, with her being eliminated. I had her pegged as top two from the minute I met her, so I totally agree.
She KNOWS food - you should check out her site, Duckie's Dine-asty. Don't go when you're hungry, though... just amazing stuff.
She's also hilarious, smart AND witty (not the same thing!), and just an all around great person.
She actually did my makeup for me right before I cooked during the auditions, and made me look FABULOUS - thanks again, Duckie!
They show Luca's dish, which doesn't look appetizing at all.
MasterChef Contestant Seymira Salamy
Malcolm goes up against Seymira, Seymi goes home 🙁
Seymira's African culture comes through in her cooking, and her dish looks amazing. Girl, I would happily snarf your cooking any day.
The elimination is dragged out for far too long. Also, I hate seeing Seymi cry. This chick was a ray of sunshine the entire time I was in LA, love her to pieces.
More Eliminations, More Drama
Then it's Jonny with a lamb rangoon, vs Brian "Crazy Eyes" with a lamb liver dish that looks very tasty.
Gordon insults him, Brian goes home in another looong drawn out elimination.
I've got to say, I wish American MasterChef was more like Australian MasterChef: Way more focus on the food, it's actually kind of educational for the home audience. Also, the judges are far more positive and encouraging.
Nancy up against Bri, Nancy goes home.
MasterChef Contestant Luca Manfe
Luca goes up against Beth. Beth's dish is gorgeous, Luca's... not so much.
While many of the cooks here seem to have some grasp on use of color, everything on Luca's plate seems to be variations on bile yellow. Just... not appetizing at all.
I'm fast forwarding through the drama surrounding the elimination. I may have a short attention span, but really - do people like seeing this stuff drawn out so long, and so... forced?
Also, why does Gordon. Ramsay. Try to. Talk like. William. Shatner?
There is only one Shat. Gordo is not it.
MasterChef Season 4 Episode 4
Now we're on to the second episode from last Wednesday. I'm just going to include my review for it here, rather than start a new one.
It's a mystery box challenge. Tomato, Bacon, Chocolate, and Potatoes are the main ingredients.
Krissi excitedly yells "BACOOOON!", and America falls in love with her 🙂
Graham describes "an INCREDIBLE single potato". It's a potato.
Don't get me wrong, I am a VERY stereotypical Irish Canadian, I adore potatoes... but the hyperbole bores me so.
I'm assuming that Graham has a better grasp on language than Joe the moron does. (I'm still laughing at "Butter is the antithesis of Greece"!)
Gordon has never seen chocolate and potato together, which reminds me - have you guys tried my peppermint patties recipe?
Then we have a little bit of talk about the food, then a whole bunch of manipulated drama.
MasterChef Season 4: Krissi and Natasha
Just a comment on this: I've seen a lot of comments out there online, usually on forums and comments section of news articles, about how the drama between Krissi and Natasha "came out of nowhere".
Keep in mind that at this point, the contestants have been in LA for almost two weeks. That's a LOT of time to form some opinions about others.
Hell, most of us were only there for a week, and THAT was enough time to form some very tight, lifetime friendships.
There are two sides to that sword, and not EVERYONE there was awesome to each other.
MasterChef Contestant Bime Cruz
Bime is up, Joey Coattails says that his dish "smells like a fake" to him, asks where he's ever had food like this before.
Definitely a recurring theme, after accusing Bime of his mofongo being "a ripoff of shrimp scampi, with a little plantain"
Does Joey not eat anything besides Italian? I have a hard time pinpointing whether his BS is racist, classist, or just general ignorance. Maybe a combination? So much stupid...
He tells Bime that he hopes he can "walk the walk". I'd love to see Joey "walk the walk" - does he even know how to cook?
Any time - over ALL of the past seasons - that any of the judges cook, it was not Joe.
There WAS a tortellini forming demonstration once, but I remember noticing at the time that the edits were such that it very easily could have been someone else's hands doing the close ups.
MasterChef Contestant Natasha Crnjac
Anyway, Natasha gets on and yaps about how pretty she is.
I'm torn on this. Instinctively... barf.
On the other hand, I was there... and I KNOW how much footage they have of me talking about my IQ, etc - all prompted.
I was DREADING them using all of the various "Great! Now say it like ____. Cool, now can you say ______ also?" incarnations of it all, piecing it together and making me look like a mega douche.
So I know there's a good chance that it's all VERY manipulated, etc.
The thing is... for each time I had to talk about my IQ, I was cracking jokes and doing my absolute best to make it impossible for them to edit it in a way that made me look like I take it seriously, or am actually hung up on it.
With her... she really seems to be genuine about it. So, again... barf. Well, unless she's acting. She did claim to be a model (??), and tons of these people are model/actors, so... I dunno. I digress.
I've already seen this, the night it aired... so this whole recapping thing is tedious. I remember how much of this was all the interpersonal drama and BS, and I just don't feel like watching it.
Food Hygiene on MasterChef
Also, I'm really grossed out by the fact that every one of the women have their long hair flowing everywhere.
IN A KITCHEN.
Having been there, I know they don't have a TON of control over their appearance, but I wish the show had them tie their hair back.
I still remember being grossed out, on past seasons, by people actively sweating OVER their food.
This show is supposed to be able encouraging/preparing the contestants to pursue their culinary dreams (with a little suspension of disbelief applied, anyway!)... I don't get why they don't encourage some adherence to the basic hygiene rules and regulations that they'll encounter in the real world.
More Contestants, More Drama
Luca is making pasta. Go figure.
Krissi Biasiello is making langoustine mac and cheese. Smart - Lobster mac and cheese is very trendy, popular, and well received in general.
Howard starts insulting Krissi's mac and cheese ... while he's pairing langoustines with STRAWBERRIES? WTF?
LOVE Krissi's responses to him, grinning and giving the finger. She's so adorable in her snarking back, rather than being straight up angry/obnoxious. It's like she's more amused by it than anything - I like that.
MasterChef Vegetarian Contestants
They show Bri apologizing to her meat once again.
Kind of weird that she's the token vegetarian, and very little mention is made of the fact that Adriana Guillen is a vegetarian.
She was "Mexican Veggie Girl" during the pre-audition time, and is very passionate about promoting tasty and healthy vegetarian recipes.
I am seriously the biggest carnivore out there, and even *I* find Adriana's stuff to look amazing, btw. She has a blog started, HERE.
Blah Blah... Howard made a small amount of a citrus and spinach salad with a little bit of meat on it. I can't imagine being given such a specialty ingredient and minimizing it in such a way.
Loads more forced drama...
I love the irony of Joe telling anyone that they're wasting his time.
Lynn's dish looked amazing.
Blah Blah Blah... Joey acts like a child, Ramsay makes some comment about there being a "cardinal rule" against stuffing langoustine (BS!), more forced drama... whatever.
Lots of skipping ahead.
Sasha goes home for some reason. I can't stand her, but I was craving cheese grits the next day - not a crappy little salad that looked like a cheap side dish.
I will continue to watch the show until my last friend is eliminated, but then I’m done - with MasterChef, with Fox, and Reality TV in general.
This crap is the bane of society and culture, in SO many ways. In today’s society, we need to be encouraging people to have empathy for each other... not training the masses to lack it.
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My Training and Preparation for MasterChef
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MasterChef Season 4, Episode 1 Recap
MasterChef Season 4, Episode 2 Recap
MasterChef Season 4, Episodes 5 & 6 Recap
MasterChef Season 4, Episodes 7 & 8 Recap
The MasterChef Snafu
So You Want to Audition for MasterChef...
Bananas Foster Pavlova, Meeting Ben Starr
Apple Cinnamon Caramel Popcorn, MasterChef Reunion
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